YOU ALWAYS DID KNOW HOW TO RUB SALT IN THE WOUND.

Call me Dinah.I read a lot, draw worth crap and occasionally write. In general, I'm not such an exciting person; but feel free to talk to me. Should you need to vent, I am always here, and though I cannot guarantee that I will be able to assist, I can assure you that I will always listen with an unbiased ear.

29 minutes ago with 17,591 notes

candiedrust:

derschlange:

starspangledbandit:

image

Anyone want to go back to the ’30s with me?

it’s back.

YES THANK YOU

30 minutes ago with 789 notes

rooster-tumble:

Rooster Teeth

39 minutes ago with 770 notes

your-creepy-little-sister:

precariousfizzy:

spooperfurlock:

precariousfizzy:

Some one who hasn’t seen Hetalia explain this screen shot

blonde people club has a meeting in which power-fist man charges his psychic abilities while finger-pointy man looks on in horror and armin arlert wears a puffin on his shoulder

That paragraph was a wild ride from start to finish

It was surprisingly accurate tho

43 minutes ago with 185 notes
#gif warning

marina-deldiamonds:

Marina And The Diamonds And Lana Del Rey Blog

44 minutes ago with 84,841 notes

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

46 minutes ago with 485 notes

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon as the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

50 minutes ago with 48,491 notes
I'll Make A Man Out Of You | Disney

lucifersalterego:

weekendswithgoodfriends:

I’ll Make A Man Out Of You | Mulan.

You must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

*hears first .003 seconds of this song* *kicks down door* LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

50 minutes ago with 507,688 notes

ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

51 minutes ago with 5,721 notes

xxxshakespearexxx:

The Empress of China 武则天 Wu Zetian

Fan Bing Bing 范冰冰 @ Aarif 李治廷

http://www.ancientchinese.net/index.php?topic=1129.0

52 minutes ago with 157,457 notes
#//public school

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

52 minutes ago with 6,034 notes

brook:

quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69

54 minutes ago with 82,543 notes

mobiusnook:

gayforthewindyboy:

a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

image

humanity has made great strides today

image

Oh look at that, 413

Literally every possible number is in Pi. Somewhere in there is a line of numbers that, when turned into an image, shows you having sex with Nicholas Cage on the moon with Margaret Thatcher looking on and shedding a single sultry tear. Pi is amazing.

54 minutes ago with 6,541 notes
#our percussionists play the xylophone because only one piano fits in the band room why are there like four good xylophonists idgi

lizawithazed:

cloperella:

hipstermun:

My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)

that was awesome

this delights me

56 minutes ago with 1,360 notes

agentwashingtons:

the best deleted scene ever. of all time

59 minutes ago with 69,114 notes

dangergays:

kinjokunie:

dangergays:

repeat after me:

allies are not oppressed
being an ally is not a sexual orientation or gender identity
the A in LGBTQA stands for asexual

then what letter is for ally

THERE IS NO LETTER FOR ALLY